[Xanth]

Every month, I'm hoping to feature funny quotes from both OOC and IC threads on the forums, the chatbox and our official AIM chatroom. But, of course I need quotes to begin with, so!

Whenever you spot something on the forums or in an EF chat that made you giggle, chuckle, lol, lyao, rofl or even just smile with amusement, post it here! We'll all get a good laugh out of it.

I'm also opening up this thread to non-funny but still memorable quotes, so if you've spotted something that you thought deserved a feature in our quote rotator in the newsbox, please post it here!

When quoting chatroom or IM converstaions, I'd strongly recommend asking the other person(s) for permission. You never know when someone wants their AIM name kept hush-hush, or if they'll take offense at being quoted.

If you've been quoted and you'd rather not be, PM me and I'll remove it for you. ^^

[Zephyr]

30 Jul 08, 23:37
<Russ>: -slap-
30 Jul 08, 23:37
<Russ>:
30 Jul 08, 23:01
Vicky: I GUESS, if you like guys that resemble an often shirtless version of Billy Ray Cyrus, but nurtures his sensitive side by gnawing off the head of a porcupine and using its spikes to brush his long hair.
30 Jul 08, 22:47
<Russ>: no. Zephyr is.
30 Jul 08, 22:41
Vicky: Yes, I know Firth is.
30 Jul 08, 22:39
<Russ>: he's prettier.
30 Jul 08, 22:26
Vicky: You're just jealous that Zeph isn't as PRETTY as -Colin Firth-.
30 Jul 08, 22:23
<Russ>: no. just no.
30 Jul 08, 22:22
Vicky: But Colin Firth!
30 Jul 08, 22:11
<Russ>: -slaps Vicky-
30 Jul 08, 21:04
Vicky: Zeph + Lora: The next Jane Austen love story?

[Xanth]

I nominate these from Amber's recent post in the temple:

"He'd made an effort. He always made an effort. It was just the amount of effort that varied." ~ Talking about designing his pirate costume for the Xanth Day party.

"The earrings were a bit much, admittedly. He didn't regret them of course, he was experimenting and he never regretted experimenting. He just vaguely wished he'd experimented with something else instead." :la:

[Zephyr]

"Piper dashed about willy nilly and never really thought"
~ Piper at the Xanth day festival


xDDDDDDD

[Calanthiel]

Xanth, on Aug 9 2008, 06:17 AM, said:

I nominate these from Amber's recent post in the temple:

"He'd made an effort. He always made an effort. It was just the amount of effort that varied." ~ Talking about designing his pirate costume for the Xanth Day party.

"The earrings were a bit much, admittedly. He didn't regret them of course, he was experimenting and he never regretted experimenting. He just vaguely wished he'd experimented with something else instead." :la:

As Emma has kindly pointed out... I should post these things here, instead of just c&ping them at her, and loling. NOMinashun seconded!

[Zephyr]

Isabel: I can't seem to catch anybody online... >_>
Emma: You need a bigger net


ROFL

[Zephyr]

The below LOL is censored in one part for mild mature refferencing and a sad attempt at an old joke. please read at your own risk and laugh uproariously.

Russ: you and you're pet eeves
Russ: >.>
Emma: you and you are what?
Emma: *snicker*
Russ: ...
Russ: -stab-
Russ: -in the EYE-
Emma: !
Emma: Now I can't censored post dammit!
Russ: yuh, i so went there
Emma: Where?
Russ: over THERE
Russ: -points-
Emma: Where are you pointing?
Emma: I can't see cuz SOMEONE poked an EYE OUT
Russ: -while you're distracted i steal all Xanth's monies-
Emma: -while you're escaping, Xanth smites you-
Russ: -Chen buys all of Elysia-
Russ: I WILL LIVE ON
Russ: i mean, srsly
Russ: Naava's already died once
Russ: and almost like, 3 times
Emma: Chen will stay dead
Russ:
Emma: Xanth doesn't like him LOL
Russ: ORLY
Emma: No, she's neutral about him now

Spoiler

Russ: That's not what she said last night
Russ:
Russ: xDDDD

Emma: *snort*
Emma: *snicker*
Emma: *giggle*
Emma: How wude!
Emma: LMAO

[Zephyr]

Emma: wassuuppp?
Isabel: nothin'... just hanging...
Emma: You should probably take the coathanger out of your jacket then

[Xanth]

"...if he persisted in aggravating the warrior, Faroah might actually receive that blasted dagger he wanted so much. Just not in the way he expected." ~ Zephyr Cairbre at the Smithy

*snicker*

[Naava]

OMGGGGGGGGGGG


"Vamp-kebab, not Faroah-kebab?

Well, that was okay, then."
~Faroah in Dragon Scales Smithing

[Xanth]

"Still it was likely to cost him another arm and another leg; good thing they didn't have to be his." ~ Zephyr Cairbre, thinking about the demands of his dragon, Slythe.

Russ, I think we have a mutual fanclub going on here, mate!

[Zephyr]

"She... snorted at the sight of the dragon. They were bigger drama queens than Xanth."
~Dazadi, referring to Slythe.



xDDDD we very well may, Emms.

[Isabel]

I just had to put this...

"Bowing his head at a slight angle, Zephyr paid his respects to Xanth before bending rigidly and scooping up one of many items on the ground.

... ...

On the third day of Christmas, Xanth gave with seasonal cheer:

Plastic vampire fangs to the embittered Zephyr."

~ Xanth and Zephyr at Xanth's Grotto 2008

[Xanth]

Emma: Ooh, I don't suppose Dracos fancies answering Piper's ad on the noticeboard and being Dazadi's new maid?
Aleeza: hhahahahah no
Emma: *snicker*
Liz: OMG he could have an apron and a little skirt and everything!

[Sabrina]

[21:41] Emoxorxnot: Chen is the EF prettyboy tyvm
[21:41] DestinyNokomis: hahaha yea a dramatic pretty boy at that
[21:41] Emoxorxnot: PFFFFBT
[21:42] Emoxorxnot: All the best prettyboys moonlight as Divas



LOLOLOL.
russ thinks chen is a prettyboy.

Russ invasion: Adding a teensy bit to this nom, simply because I don't feel like making a new post xP

OMG! Abuse of mod powerz! *smack*

GET OFF MA POST

[Zephyr]

in reference to the new prize shop...

Russ: wait, you can no longer buy abilities?
Emma: Naw
Russ: aww. I wanted Zeph to breath fire
Emma: LMAO
Emma: He already does, the old gasbag

[Xanth]

Quote

Liz: and writing a poachfor ian
Liz: LOL!
Liz: POACHED POSTSSSSS

I likes mine poached, too.

[Xanth]

Well, it's official, ladies and gentlemen.

Zephyr said:

His costume was nothing special, literally, seeing as how it was the same one he'd worn the year before. He'd also worn it the year before that, and the year before that, the year before that and the year before that--though not the year before that--that year's outfit had 'accidentally' caught on fire after Zephyr decided he'd never again wear pink, not even on special occasions.

[Zephyr]

I don't think I've ever nominated a newbie so quickly.

Quote

the water caressed his face with its cool, wet embrace, like a wet flannel, only wetter and without the flannel.

-Erasmus in the fountain

[Lani]

Haa. ILU LIZ!


Liz: there was this one night where i ended up talking to myself
εmmα: Let's all follow each other! We'd never get anywhere
1 Apr 09, 10:19

From yet another cbox convo that makes no sense.


EDIT: Oh! And Erasmus

"So far so cheesy, but these kids were cheesier than a cheese platter, with added cheese. That and the board was made of cheese as well. And the knife. For a moment Erasmus wondered what kind of cheese a knife would be made of, and concluded it had to be a hard cheese of some kind – soft cheese would be too soft to sculpt and cut things with, after all. "