"Aunt Jane! How are you? Still giving Uncle Geoffrey hell? Well, no, I don't suppose men are to be trusted, are we? No, I certainly trust them... No, no, I'm not being sarcastic. No, I don't have a girlfriend yet. No, or a wife. Well, the thing is, I was calling to - No, I don't have a boyfriend, either... I'm not sure what she has to do with anything, Aunt Ja - Oh, I see, well no, I don't really have time for a blind date just now. But I was calling to ask you about something - no, it's not about Sally's choice in men. I have a patient here - Well, yes, I'm at work, Aunt Jane. I know I don't call you enough, I am sorry about that, but you see, I - Why no, I didn't know Katie was getting married."
Pinching his nose between his thumb and forefinger as his aunt continued, Peter glanced at Vyon with a grin that was part mocking, part exasperated.
"Aunt Jane, this is quite serious. Yes, so is marriage, I'm aware of that. No, I'm not mocking you," he assured her even as he was pulling a face at the receiver.
"The thing is - Now Aunt Jane, that's not true. I'm sure I've spoken to mom this month. Oh, really? That long? Yes, yes, I'll pop by tonight. And take flowers, yes, thanks for the suggestion."
There was finally a pause on the other end long enough for him to masterfully insert his question.
"My patient has a friend who I suspect has been poisoned. I don't have her here with me, no, but he told me her symptoms and it sounds like - Yes, yes, that's what I thought. Mmhmm, like a statue. Oh, no, I don't know, let me ask."
Turning to Vyon again, he covered the mouthpiece.
"You said she's a Nymph, yes? How cold is she? What? No, how old is she? If she's over thirty, you'll need cappa root instead of java berries." Distracted by his aunt's voice again, Peter repeated the list of ingredients she reeled off while he scribbled them down so the kid wouldn't have to remember them.
"Ew, that one's going to be hard to find... Oh, really? That's quite fortunate, yes, I'll send him your way." He knew she'd find a way to profit from all this.
"Thanks, Aunty Jane. No, I - no. I'll pop round for lunch on Sunday, how's that? No, I'm not interested in dating at the moment, I'm still working a zillion hours a day. All right. Thanks. I love you too! Yes, bye. Bye. No, I really have to - Bye, then. Bye. Bye."
Hanging up on her still in mid-sentence, Peter heaved in a breath and turned back to Vyon again.
"Family. Always interesting. Now then." Holding out the list of ingredients so Vyon could take it, Peter continued.
"Most of those will be relatively easy to get. Your friend might even have them in her store cupboards, actually." Pointing at two ingredients on the list, his lips quirked.
"Aunt Jane says she's currently the only shop who stocks that, go figure, but she said you can also get it yourself if you want to go hunting under rocks and squashing bugs. It's fat, looks rather like a red and black caterpillar, but it secretes this weird stuff that's toxic so wear thick gloves when you handle it.
This one is from a night-blooming flower that grows near freshwater streams, looks like any other bush so you'll need to watch out for spirit monkeys. Since they're drawn to it, they'll show you the way. You only need a few leaves, not the blooms.
Then when you've got them all, mush them all together and pound them real hard. Make your friend a nice cup of herbal tea - any will do, Aunt Jane says, but personally I'd prefer blackberry - and drain the juice from your mushings into it. Tastes absolutely foul, apparently, and she'll need several doses, but you'll see a marked improvement right away and she'll be right as rain in a few days.
So," he said finally, pausing for breath again, and to let all the information sink in.
"Any questions?" Lord, he hoped not. He didn't want to have to call Aunt Jane again.
OOC: Sorry to rush this along and put so much in one post. I'll be happy to chop it up if you want to discuss anything, but I wanted to try and move the story along a bit quicker. If you have any questions about the ingredients, let me know, but mostly I figured we could make stuff up as we go. Most of them should be available in the Fae Forest, too, and long-time residents of Elysia should be familiar with them, as would most Nymphs at Vyon's level of training.