[Dracos]

^*laughs* at the thought
< Is peaceful at the moment
v Will face my fierywrath

[Zephyr]

^ I dare you to try, Sparky.
< Can dodge Fire.
V Has smaller muscles than me.

[Dazadi]

^ well of course I do, lemon head. I'd look stupid if my muscles were as big as yours. Come to think on it...
< is wondering if 'Vari warriors are taught how to fight with their heads or if they're all just brawny lummoxes
v is learning to tap-dance

[Xanth]

^ is not presently learning to tap-dance so please stop spreading rumours, thank you
< is actually more interested in learning ballet than tap-dancing, but has time for neither at this present time
v is obsessively passionate about teddy bears

[Piper]

^ omg how did you know?!
< is totally freaked out now
v is just as passionate about fluffy pillows

[Sabrina]

^ well, i DO like a good night's sleep ;P
< wondering whether my new fetish if fluffy pillows...
v SCROOGE

[Zephyr]

^ Is likely to want to take that back.
< Has many sharp objects at his disposal
v is backing away very, very quickly.

[Isabel]

^ is very mean spirited... but also correct.. x.x
< runs away in the other direction after sticking her tongue out at him
v will help protect me from ^

[Sabrina]

^ i'd love to... but we're against violence ;P and the best i can do is terroise him by sprouting flowers and vines in his shop...
< laughing at myself.
v hopefully has a sense of humour

[Xanth]

^ well, of course I do, my love
< does not often get chance to use said humour, for some reason
v wishes to be my court jester

[Calanthiel]

^ If that's the only way to avoid smiting, sure, no problem.
< Does not actually consider self that funny, however
V Will be staging a rescue to spring Cal from Xanth's palace dungeons, where he is trapped for not being funny enough, any day now...

[Piper]

^ I will, I will, don't worry!
< is wondering how to stage a rescue against a goddess
v is going to help me rescue Cal and probably take all the blame too...

[Naava]

^ ... If I have to
< Wishes she knew who "Cal" was.
v Will introduce me to "Cal"

[Sabrina]

^ i know cal O:
< is wondering where cal is, anyway.
v adores teddybears

[Xanth]

^ is wrong, I'm afraid. I think they're cute but I'm not overly passionate about them
< adores butterflies and Faroahs instead
v thinks junk/fast food is the worst invention since since sliced bread

[Piper]

^ um, well... no, actually, I'm pretty happy it was invented. What? Wolf was always the one who cooked the good stuff, I was always raiding the freezer...
< wishes she was taller
v wants to spend all their money in my shop. >_>

[Xanth]

^ is wrong, I'm afraid; I have no need for material goods. Although Faroah may enjoy a few teddy bears...
< is bored
v wishes to entertain me

[Sabrina]

^ um... sure
< is not sure if she can amuse a deity.
v wants to help on the quest to entertain xanth.

[Naava]

^ Is dragging me on another quest
< doesn't know how to be funny
v will teach me how to be funny

[Alexis]

^ is not very creative.
< tries to be creative...gives Naava a cookie that teaches her how to be funny, then runs off to go climb a tree
v will come climb a tree with me...please???