Kiel had arrived early, as per usual, and after circling the big, gold-painted statue outside the bank of the symbol for Elysian currency like a dog sniffing out a spot to pee, he'd totally hopped up onto the tail where it curved under (ζ) so he was, like, a head taller than everyone else.
It didn't quite work out like that, but it gave him a boost regardless, and he was now hanging off the symbol like a monkey, his gaze scanning the crowd for signs of Phenny and her pet snake.
“Look, mama, look! What's that man doing?” came a child's voice. Kiel glanced over and spotted a kid pointing and giggling at him, and grinned back at her. Like, kids were awesome, man, you know? Mothers not so much, apparently, since she took one look at him and from the look on her face judged him a delinquent.
“Nothing, Molly, let's go.”
Pulling a face at them, which made the kid giggle again and the mom totally give him the evil eye, Kiel lifted a hand to wave them off. “Wah!” Okay, so, like, using the hand that was gripping the statue to wave, since he had a carrot in the other, wasn't a great plan. Lesson learned.
Beep beep!
“Ooh, a tesht,” Kiel alerted himself, unnecessarily and around the carrot he stuck in his mouth to free up his hand, just so he could, like, pat himself down in search of his phone while also climbing back onto his height booster.
"Are. You. Stupid?"
“Wah, callin' me shtopid, mumble mumble raspberry,” he muttered around his carrot as he glared at his sister's reply. He'd only told her he was headed into the woods to camp with a friend, and, like, what? She thought he'd get himself eaten or something by, like, you know, whatever lived in the forest? He wasn't that dumb.
And Zeph trusted him, man! Like, right? The dude hadn't responded to his text yet, at any rate, although that probably just meant he'd ignored it. But still, like, Chlo was such a brat sometimes.
"No, you are." This would normally initiate a week-long text battle of nothing but "no, you are"s, so Kiel didn't bother re-pocketing his COM, instead just holding it in his fist as he hung off the statue by one arm, a carrot stuck in his craw and his backpack slung over his shoulder, watching out for PhenPhen.