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February 1st, 2011
Issue #013
Dazadi Sighted. Celene suffers.
Dazadi Rhea, ex-Archon and Aide to Xanth, was spotted in Celene last month and residents immediately felt the pinch of her infamous glare. "She was looking for trouble, she was," said the keeper of the inn where Rhea incited a bar fight, "and she took my bar down with her." Rhea herself was unavailable for interview but the locals seem torn.
"Something was going on in that place, I'm telling you, something that shouldn't have been. Looks like the guy she was with gave her what she needed so she put her foot down." - Literally, it seems, as more than one bruise bears a remarkable likeness to the sole of a boot.
"Something was going on in that place, I'm telling you, something that shouldn't have been. Looks like the guy she was with gave her what she needed so she put her foot down." - Literally, it seems, as more than one bruise bears a remarkable likeness to the sole of a boot.
Yet the buzz of Celene is not Rhea's actions but her companion. "Trained it well, that tiger of hers. Scared me half to death when it shooed my Poochie out of the way so it could hog the fire."
And what of Rhea's other companion, the pale man locals assume was her informant? "Mighty lucky for him that he left when he did. Said he was a tourist, but I'm not sure I buy it."
She put her foot down... Literally...
by Carmena Ignaeus
for the Griffin Weekly
(dated Penteminas 18, 10,011 XA)
for the Griffin Weekly
(dated Penteminas 18, 10,011 XA)
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Headlines From Around the World
Killer Donuts
A series of fatal poisonings has been tracked to a street vendor in Nubia who was killed when he resisted arrest. Eruption in Dardanos
Mount Archonis burped last week, destroying two Dardanian farms. No one was injured. Explosion in Kyriake
Kyriake felt the earth move when a grenade-happy hunter went in to track down a vlareon plaguing the miners. The explosions caused several collapses and three shafts are now closed. No one has heard from the hunter. Dragon Goes Rogue
A dragon levelled a small town near Corantha when his Summoner was killed by locals. No one will say how or why the woman was killed, but the dragon - a young male - was subdued and transported to Nirim by his siblings, who arrived on the scene shortly after the attack.
Catch Up With Kiel
Play Time
1
Like, dude, how come the mice always play when the cat's away? I wanna romp in the wheat fields with Niccy and Shane, too! Like Cats & Dogs 1 2 3
Like, Maaike Sullivan and Aiden Roy have thrown down a few times the last couple of months, but, dude! I met that chick, man. She's hot, but totally crazy, you know? I feel kinda bad for Aiden but I guess even Guards have problems, hahahaha. Almost Dead and Buried 1
Wahahahahaha! I totally saved Kazu-man from, like, a psychotic miner killer, man! And from the weevils, weevils! He's pretty generous with his sparklies, though, that guy. Sweet Romance 1
Woohoo! It's about time Nic and Laz made up, man, for sers! Wahahahaha, how much can I tease him about this? And when are they gonna go on an actual date?! To the Winner, the Spoils 1
Like, I told you I knew that crazy chick, Maaike, right? Well, she is! Totally crazy! Like, her dog is huge! But it still took all three of us to track down that gytrash and take it out, you know? Erghhhh, why did Xanth make them anyhow? I hate them, I hate them! And how come I feel like she cheated me out of a proper reward? Birthday Bash 1
Dude, Niccy's awesome, man, for sers! He totally took me out for food to celebrate my 477th! I think I gotta stay away from the booze, though, you know? *giggle* Woah, man 1
Dude, have you seen the Anyeli news? Like, well, uou know that Aide,
OOC Updates
- [x] Design a Plant II Liv and I tied for first place with the Shadow Blossom and the Fire Lily.
- [x] New Skins I released several new skins for Xanthmas.
- [x] Xanthmas Costume Competition Lazuli won, with Remy and Isabel coming in as close seconds.
- [x] Skill Update Skills from the 2010 Xanth Day contest were finalised and added to the Skill Book.
- [x] Wiki Updates I posted the first monthly update to show off what's been happening on the wiki.
- [x] Surveys Galore I posted several new surveys.
- [x] Plot Discussion Board I made a new board where we can discuss ideas for upcoming official plots and events. I also posted for our first long-term plot!
The Numbers Game
Accounts Made
7
Est. Characters
3
Returning Characters
1
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