[Xanth]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 1 : Issue 1	October 2006
Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile to your kitchen table, to your living room sofa and to your iron board. Beware, don't smile to your dishwasher it may take it as provocation. E-zine Articles
HEADLINES
Elysian Chronicles Gets a New Look! by Piper Kin Elysia's most popular newspaper has been rennovated for a cleaner, more professional look. Editor-in-Chief Chenoan Cirocco had this to say: "Xanth wanted something that would look like a professional paper and when she wants something, you don't exactly say no." He went on to note that the paper's archives could be found in the library. Elysia's New Look by Chenoan Cirocco To commemorate the arrival of the new Chronicles, Elysia itself has been given a makeover. There are now three full skins available for use. "It's great," says one player, "I can give each of my characters a different one so I can know which account I'm in!" According to the skin's creator they're to help prevent wrong-account posts, but is there a downside? Two More Deaths by Piper Kin Naava Makani's death several months ago shocked Elysian communities but last night two more killings have created an uproar. Police are looking for the attackers responsible for the murder of twins Aeitius and Attila who were allegedly investigating an attack earlier this week on Mahesa Nagra in Washington Square Park, New York. Police refused to comment but witnesses who discovered the bodies of the twins said there was a full investigation in progress. This recent spurt of violence has called into question Elysia's preparedness for death but the many messages sent to Xanth have gone unanswered. Rumours abound that the church in Derby will be commandeered for Elysian burials but no one knows if these rumours have any substance. Crazed Anyeli Strikes Again! by Chenoan Cirocco Recently Suka, one of the questers who helped save Dazadi from the Hind, attacked Piper Kin, the vampiress who was turned at Coney Island weeks ago. Witnesses say it has something to do with an event from the quest. Apparently, the one and only Dazadi somehow transferred all of her memories into him, driving him insane. Since that time, Suka has attacked not only Piper Kin but also Police Officer Zephyr Cairbre in the Anyeli's very own hospital office. When dealing with someone like this who is also a healer, you have to wonder; if he attacks the healthy, can you trust him with the sick? New Aide in Town by Piper Kin For some reason Xanth wants a new Aide and she seems to have chosen the Shapeshifter Alpha, Chenoan Cirocco. The Avian Shapeshifter has been seen with Nymphadora Makani recently. Has their relationship been damaged by Xanth's invitation or is the goddess willing to share? New Business in the Scorpion Desert by Thryn Lee Since the portal to the Scorpion Desert was discovered by Ryana, the Vampire Queen, business has been lax but recently new stalls have appeared along the Maze-line, bringing more and more attention from Elysians world-wide. Is this a new trend that will put the market square out of business, or just a fad? Certainly the laws here are much less strict but are the Storm Riders any easier to deal with than the police?
EDITORIAL
To Xanth: What's the writing all over your body say? It is ancient Tanakheim, detailing my familial history and relationships. To Dazadi: Where can I get a dagger like yours? You can't. To Chenoan: What's it like to be at Xanth's beck and call? Extemely annoying. For a so called 'goddess' she sure has bad timing... Humph. *zap* Ow v_v To Faroah: What's your favorite color? Eeh, ana mee ono. To the Thieves Mob: Why did you kill the twins? 'Cause it was fun!!! Er... I mean... It was an accident? Do you have a question for Xanth or her Aides, or even one of the Sentients? Sent it in to the Editorial Staff and it will feature in the next issue.
MONTHLY FEATURE
The Death of Kade by Piper Kin Kade put a finger to his lips as he silently took two throwing stars from the pouch on his belt. Beside him, Dazadi balanced on her toes, crouched low to the ground. Kneeling like this, she could spring forward at a moment's notice. The guards on the parapet a few feet above them were completely unaware of their presence. All the better to get in and out before anyone knew they were there. Kade threw the stars, one after the other, and a heartbeat later the two guards fell without a cry. One tumbled over the edge of the parapet and Daz leaped forward into the air to catch him before he could make a thud that would alert the others. Dropping back into a crouch she met Kade's eyes and focused on his gaze as they waited, tense seconds ticking by. He blew her a kiss but Daz rolled her eyes and made a rude gesture. This wasn't the time for his antics or the fluttering in her belly. Finally sure their attack had not been seen or heard, Kade nodded and as one unit they jumped up. Kade scaled the wall like a spider, his long limbs eating up the distance as his fingers easily found crevices in the rock. Daz flew beside him, her wings carrying her over the citadel wall as she landed in a crouch once more, scanning the parapets while Kade slithered up beside her on his belly. "There," he said, pointing out the larger tower with a nod of his head. Daz followed his gaze to the arched doorway situated at the top of the tower where only Anyeli - or very skilled and very determined red Dragons - could enter. She still wasn't sure why the rakish Kade had agreed to come with her on this mission. He'd never bothered before and she'd been on far more dangerous excursions. She scowled as she realised how possessive he'd become lately, and Rafe had warned her what that usually meant. She'd only herself to blame of course. If she hadn't let him seduce her, given him the impression that they were involved in some kind of relationship, then he wouldn't think he had a claim on her and things would still be the same. "Let's go." She watched him leap off the parapet, following him a heartbeat later to catch the hands he'd flung out. They bobbed in the air for a moment before her wings caught the weight and lifted them up. Sure, Kade could probably scale the tower wall too but he couldn't cross the courtyard without running the risk of being seen, and the faster they got into that tower the better this mission would go. The fact that he'd trusted her to catch him so readily didn't go unnoticed, either. She dropped him atop one of the stone gargoyles that sandwiched the archway and dropped onto the other, facing him, mirroring his crouched position. They waited again, constantly scanning for trouble. He kept shooting her mischievous glances that she pretended not to see until finally he nodded and reached for the door handle. Daz took wing, her dagger in her hand as she watched him open the door slowly. The stairway inside wound down so if there were guards, she couldn't see them. Landing silently inside, she waited for Kade to close the door behind them before tiptoeing down the stairs, never getting ahead of her partner by more than two steps. More than once she could have sworn he was brushing her wings but whenever she glanced over her shoulder at him inquisitively he had that innocent look on his face. They reached a doorway probably halfway down the tower which made her wonder why there was a door up there if there were no rooms to match. Maybe the occupant only liked to go down the stairs, then, and used the door upstairs to avoid having to climb. Didn't make much sense to her, but she was no architect. She flattened herself against the wall beside the door as Kade did the same opposite her, unsheathing his katana. He usually preferred ranged weapons like his stars but in close quarters like this he could match anyone with a blade. One of those annoying traits he liked to tease her about. That whole seduction thing had started in a sparring match... She watched his lips move as he mouthed "One... Two..." He twisted the door knob and Daz braced herself. "Three!" He opened the door as silently but quickly as possible and Daz pounced into the room, ready to defend herself and him if there were guards, yet not wanting to wake the occupants if they were asleep. Sleeping targets were always so much easier. The room was dark save for a trickle of moonlight so she didn't venture any further in as she waited for her eyes to adjust. Kade hovered right at her back, his breath warm on her neck. She realised that if her wings weren't in his way he'd likely be standing flush against her. Pulling further into the room - partly to scan for enemies and partly to get away from Kade - she shook her head to indicate there were no guards. Finally glancing at the bed, she arched a brow at the heap of blankets suspiciously. Dead centre, a perfect shape, as if someone had planted pillows to hide - Kade hissed and she pivoted, her eyes widening as she saw the shadows move behind him. He stumbled forward and Daz caught him, falling to her knees under his weight. She moaned as she saw the wicked blade piercing his spine and the blood already flowing eagerly from the wound. His hands were surprisingly strong as he shoved her up and away, back onto her feet, his eyes stark in the darkness. "Go!" he roared, lunging back onto his own feet and taking a wild swing at the shadow. Dazadi's eyes filled with angry tears as the shadow moved away from the wall and she realised exactly what they faced. "Kade - " "Enye, go!" he pleaded. Dazadi's heart stopped, not just at the enye but at the tone of his voice. He held no hope that they could defeat this thing. And the way blood was pumping from his wound, she realised he was too badly injured. By the time she got him to a healer - assuming she could get past this creature - he'd be dead already. With him distracting it... she could escape. "Kade." Sobbing, she fled.
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
WHO'S WHO UPDATER Working in conjunction with the bank, you will be responsible for updating our Who's Who list and making sure all characters who are listed there receive $5. Responsibilities + Check the thread frequently for new posts (preferably daily but at least every couple of days) + Update the master list + Pay all listed characters $5 from your own pocket + Once a week, contact the bank for reimbursement + Edit posts that have been updated so it's easy to keep track Salary $50 per week to be paid on Saturdays, plus reimbursement of all costs. Please PM your application to Xanth. Freelance Writer/Artist The paper is constantly looking for freelance submissions of art, stories and articles so if you fancy sending something in, send it by PM to the Editorial Staff and you could earn as much as $15 per entry! + Short stories - 500 to 1500 words + Art - comics, sketches, portraits, etc. + Articles - 500 to 1000 words + Series - 1500+ words For more information please contact the Editorial Staff. Payment is $15 per printed entry. Series payment will be negotiated according to length.
CLASSIFIEDS
TIPS Our journalists cannot always be where the news is, so if you think something is worth noting, please send the following form to the Editorial Staff. Title of thread: Link to thread: (preferably the exact post the story begins)
	ADVERTISE Rates Text ($1) - No more than 100 words (not including links). Image ($2) - Maximum size of 300px by 200px. Special ($5) - Put your ad in every issue for one full month.
Details If you would like your ad in the paper, send it by PM to the Editorial Staff along with payment. Your ad will feature in the next issue.

[Chenoan]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 1 : Issue 2	October 2006
Elysian Blacksmith: Hoof on over today! ~ Nattie
HEADLINES
More awesome features! by Chenoan Cirocco The new Xanth's Temple skin has now been released for those who don't like the old ones too much and there's another one being made for the few who still aren't satisfied. Sadly, this means that the original Elysian skin, known as Xanth, will be permanently deleted. At the same time, a new health bar has been released in character profiles! Now if your health changes, you can just pop into your profile and you're done Playboy On The Loose by Piper Kin Recently, Suka Matali was a guest of the elusive Xanth when he was mentally injured during the rescue of Dazadi. Between attacks on police and innocent bystanders, it seems he should either be in jail or dead yet he is still free to roam Elysia. The main threat comes not from his weapons, however, but his apparent determination to woo every woman he meets. Hoshiko Revealed! by Chenoan Cirocco and Thryn Lee Recently the identity of the player of the mysterious character Hoshiko was revealed as Kinu! Kinu has three other characters: Ryou, Sanura and Laurel. Unfortunately there is a rule that says there's a maximum of three characters per player. Kinu has suggested either killing Hoshiko or asking her mysterious friend to play the apparent murderess. What will happen? Who knows...? Mountain Expedition, Snowed Out by Chenoan Cirocco Recently local explorer Eivyonydd agreed to take three young Elysians, Jade, Kaeldra and Lyf, on a journey deep into the mountains. Unfortunately, all four questers fall below the level 3 limit, so Dazadi was forced to intervene. Apparently, this quest is more than a simple thrill seeker's adventure, but a fight for life. Jade seems to be wearing some sort of cursed ring. Where'd the ring come from? Apparently a safe deposit box at the Elysian bank... Gryphon Blade Antics by Chenoan Cirocco The Derby museum was robbed a few days ago by none other than aides Dazadi and Chenoan! Apparently the only thing taken was an ancient war sword from medieval times. The sword seems to hold great importance to Chenoan, the newest aide, and the 'shifter hasn't been seen without that sword since recieving it. Is there more to it than meets the eye, or is it simply sentimental? You decide.
EDITORIAL
To Xanth: Dear Xanth, can you zap Kinu and Fangers so they tell you who Hoshi is? -zap- There we go. To Dazadi: Dazadi, what's it like to have so many people fear you? Incredibly enjoyable. To Chenoan: What are you going to do to Kaida when you finally catch her? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That's classified... To Narama (blue imp dragon): Why on Earth did you torch the oasis? Ad ees. Ad eeeeees! To Emma: When are the Aides stepping down as governors? Haha, I honestly don't know. Because Aides are so highly levelled, the challenges have to be open but it's difficult finding time with everything else that's going on. It takes a few days to prepare everything and roleplay the challenge, and we struggle to get people interested in taking on the job, so it's difficult to know which challenge to do first. They will happen though, don't worry. Do you have a question for Xanth or her Aides, or even one of the Sentients? Sent it in to the Editor by Thursday and it will feature in that Friday's issue.
MONTHLY FEATURE
Introduction to a Journalist by Kaida Tanili Well as I'm sure you're aware, my name is Kaida, and I'll be writing the new pieces for the paper. I thought for my first article, what would be a better way to get started than to tell you a story about myself. After a quick bio of course. So, my name is Kaida and I was born in Alaska. I won't bore you with the details but basically just a small town in the middle of the mountains, surrounded by snow. Of course with the famous Aurora Borealis flying above my head. So as you can imagine, it was quite hard for me to leave. But I have my reasons; just the same as I'm sure you all do too. My mother was a shapeshifter. My father... was not. I won't get into the horrid details of their lives, but basically I found myself alone, with nowhere to go. So I did what every "Other" did. I came to Elysia. And I found myself even worse off than before. But that's a story for another day. This story I will be telling you is in fact true. It happened to me when I was living in Alaska, so please forgive the lack of "Other" related things. But this is a story I think should be spread as far is it can be. It affected my life enough to change my views, and that rarely happens. Quite a few years ago, I was on my way home from a trip to the city. It had been quite a long day, and I was very cranky and tired. I like to spend most of my time in the wilderness with my family, but when I need essentials as a human, I have to make the trip to the city out of necessity. And every time I go there, something annoying always seems to happen. And this day was no different. Because of my lack of owning a vehicle, I'm forced to take the bus. Normally I'm blessed with not having too many people migrating from my town into the city. But coming back from the city is a whole other can of worms. It's usually packed in with people who make stops every few blocks. And because mine is the last, I'm forced to sit there waiting, and constantly being touched. Let's just say, I always find myself showering as soon as I get home. This day, however, was a bit different. The bus wasn't as packed as I was used to... but there was one difference. The man who decided to take his seat next to me had children with him. Now, as a human, I can tolerate children. As a 'Shifter, I love baby animals. But when the actual human children are running around, tugging on the pull cord, screaming and yelling and just basically being a nuisance, it was all I could do not to slap them. As I sat there watching, gritting my teeth and holding back my annoyance with every fiber of my being, the man's kids continued with their actions. I'm not talking just being silly, or just having fun. They were outright little monsters. Pulling on people’s hair, crawling over their laps. Taking their things and hurdling them across the bus. Lying on the floor while the others jumped over them. Honestly, need I say more? And the father, the entire time his children were acting out this way, he just sat there and did nothing. He didn’t give them any looks, he didn't say a word to them. He was just allowing his kids to behave in such a way that made me personally want to smack the snot out of them. The other people on the bus felt the same too I'm sure. I noticed they kept looking at him the same way I was. Part of me just wanted to grab the kids and shove them in his face saying, "Control your kids before someone does it for you". It was just about at this point where one of them crawled under the seat in front of me and tugged on my skirt hard enough to tear a huge rip up the side. Let me tell you, I was two seconds away from pulling the little monster out from under there and smacking his smug face. But before I could even do anything, the father turned to me and apologized. Surprised he even noticed what had happened, I ended up muttering an, "It's OK," while I was trying to repair the damage. Before I could say anything more, he just started talking to me. He told me that he and his children just came back from the hospital and that his wife, their mother, had just died. When he said that, I was blown away. Honestly, what can you say to something like that? The man went quiet again, and I continued to watch the children act out. He'd also told me that they normally never behaved this way. And I understood why they did now. After all that time of being cooped up in the hospital, behaving there, they were just releasing their emotions in a way us adults can't really compare to. Just like the father was grieving, so were his children. They were acting out the only way they knew how. And as much as I loathed that behavior, I understood. And it honestly made me think. Whatever you witness, whatever you experience from the cause of someone else, you don't truly know why they are acting the way they are. They could have reason to do what they do and unless you ask them directly, you'll probably never know why. Yes I believe most people in this world act the way they do because they are selfish or just outright rude. But honestly, you can never truly know.
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
Freelance Writer/Artist The paper is constantly looking for freelance submissions of art, stories and articles so if you fancy sending something in, send it by PM to the Editor and you could earn as much as $15 per entry! + Short stories - 500 to 1500 words + Art - comics, sketches, portraits, etc. + Articles - 500 to 1000 words + Series - 1500+ words For more information please contact the Editor. Payment is $15 per printed entry. Series payment will be negotiated according to length.
CLASSIFIEDS
TIPS Our journalists cannot always be where the news is, so if you think something is worth noting, please send the following form to the Editor. Title of thread: Link to thread: (preferably the exact post the story begins)
	ADVERTISE Rates Text ($1) - No more than 100 words (not including links). Image ($2) - Maximum size of 300px by 200px. Special ($5) - Put your ad in every issue for one full month.
Details If you would like your ad in the paper, send it by PM to the Editor along with payment. Your ad will feature in the next issue.

[Chenoan]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 1 : Issue 3	October 2006
A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint. The crew are believed to be marooned. ~ Groaners
HEADLINES
Staff IDs by Piper Kin Recently, certain staff members have been asked to carry new ID cards, including the Aides. Though they're only available to Aides and Governors at the moment, they seem to be quite popular and several people have enquired about them. When asked what they were for, the standard reply has been "Staff only" but what are they for? "Makes it easier to tell who does what, then, don't it?" said an anonymous source, but is he right? A New Quest launches by Chenoan Cirocco Daoine Sidheanta, one of the warriors who defeated the Hind so long ago, is now on a quest to get supplies to customize her reward weapons. Joining her are dentist Laurel Boudreaux, smithy Zephyr Cairbre and artisan Elise Theiroe. Rumors have also surfaced that Myrth, yet another of the fighters, will be joining them as well. The three Dragons seem to have a tight bond, despite thier color differences, but how does Elise - a human - fit in? Old Grudges Rekindled? by Anonymous Long ago, the Dragon Wyvvern Aithe suffered an unpleasant encounter with Kiril, resulting in a big bad headache and many horrible, unwanted memories. Many weeks later, Aithe was minding her shop when, lo and behold, the demon Kiril entered. Apparently it was his day off. The room heated up - literally - as the resentful dragoness confronted the source of her current troubles. What happens next? Stay tuned to see. Animal testing inthe Scorpion Desert? by Chenoan Cirocco The Scorpion desert's weapon customizer, a girl known only as 'Anya', was recently seen at the 'Pets of DOOM' shop, also in the desert. Anya's face remained hooded so still no one knows her true identity but her upgrades are of the highest quality so for most customers, it doesn't matter who's under the hood. The case is not the same for the owner of Pets of DOOM. He has revealed his identity many times but for his safety, this writer will not reveal it to the public. Meetings in the Graveyard by Chenoan Cirocco After the Hind was killed, Xanth 'reset' the English town, Derby, so that no one living there would remember what had happened or that a church in the city centre had been destroyed and rebuilt in a single night. Since then, Derby hasn't seen much action and Elysians have been apparently scared to go there, until recently. Nymphadora Makani and her sister Naava met in the same graveyard where Dazadi was poisoned to stand over the now-Shade's grave. Awkwardness filled the air as Naava looked down at her own grave. Nymphadora was elated to see her departed sister again but their meeting was interrupted by the apparent attack of a white lynx who turned out to be none other than her friend Alieh, a Shapeshifter seen around Derby with Suka. Suka himself, ever the rake, has also been seen with Kaethe Raesean who also met in the graveyard where Kaethe was mourning her parents. Apparently the pair proceeded from the graveyard to their Sanctuary and the two are rumored to be a new couple, but it's impossible to tell if these rumours are true when Suka seems to 'love' every girl who crosses his path... Staff Shuffling by Piper Kin It seems that in the last week or so Xanth has been shuffling her staff. More and more Elysians have disappeared and though police search for them, there are fears they'll never be seen again. In the meantime, three new Elysians have found positions as Xanth's helpers. Part of the welcoming committee, and responsible for ensuring that Newcomers have part of their setting-up fees, is a relative Newcomer herself. Scarlett came to Elysia in search of her brother Tom, the owner of the pet shop, and after a bit of a rocky start seems to be settling in well. The mysterious Laurel has become New York's top 'spy', ensuring that no Elysian exposes our world to people who aren't meant to know - though how one girl is meant to patrol an entire city, I've no idea! In other areas, Estate Manager Kaethe has become the leader of the new Neighbourhood Watch programme, set up to keep Elysian streets safe and clean. But is this spate of new jobs likely to continue? Xanth's always said the job openings are endless but it's only recently that one has become available on a weekly basis - and judging by the employment ads later in this issue, it looks like she's right. Threats from a Goddess? by Piper Kin The Chronicles' Headquarters was the scene of a random visit from Xanth earlier this week as the goddess - accompanied by her friend Faroah - demanded we issue a warning to all of Elysia. "I am not a lackey," she hissed, "and I have a perfectly good staff." Only Editor-in-Chief and Aide, Chenoan Cirocco, seemed unaffected by her presence and after some coaxing, he managed to get the story from her minus the threats. He issues this plea: "Please make sure you approach the right person when enquiring about something. Xanth's patience is... Well, it doesn't exist, to be frank". Does this mean Elysians should be wary? Is Xanth really angry? Reactions in the office so far have varied, from terrified whimpers to a rather more combative "Who cares?" but I know I'll certainly be more careful about who I ask when I need something.
EDITORIAL
To Dazadi: Which male Aide do you like best? There are male Aides? Do you have a question for Xanth or her Aides, or even one of the Sentients? Sent it in to the Editorial Staff and it will feature in the next issue.
MONTHLY FEATURE
The Creation of Elysia by Piper Kin Once upon a time there was a young woman of only five thousand years who fled her own dimension during a war which made the very ground upon which she walked scream in agony. Bringing with her the powers of her people, she was mistaken for a goddess by the inhabitants of her new home. Though she did not want it, the people looked to her for guidance and strength and as time passed, more and more sought her help. After a thousand years, despite their constant pleas, the young woman grew bored and began to experiment with the genetic make-up of her followers, curious to see what would happen. Eventually, new species began to emerge from her meddling and they swiftly evolved, gaining more and more powers. Soon, the goddess was inundated with creatures that by their very nature proved to be a threat to the people who had worshipped her for so long. Since she could not watch over her followers, or her creations, every second of every day, she decided to take the strongest, most powerful and most loyal of them and give them a sip of her blood. These few swiftly became known as her Aides and would swoop in to rescue the helpless, or to punish those who had broken Xanth's laws. As time passed, Xanth's original followers began to forget about her and the world she had built around them. Her creations began to slink away into the shadows, hunted for their powers or their skins. Some built palaces in the clouds, others went underground, yet more disappeared into the wilderness. Those with intelligence were allowed to find sanctuary where they wished, but those with only animal instincts were chased into areas Xanth and her Aides could control. Humans took back their world. Eventually, Xanth's creations formed communities and knitted bonds that strengthened them and gave them the confidence to make demands of their goddess. Room to expand, places to hunt and learn more of their powers, safe places to roam without fear of persecution or harm. Xanth soon found herself walking a thin line between protecting the people who had taken her in and worshipped her upon her arrival on Earth, and satisfying those she herself had created. Laden with responsibility, she created pockets of dimensions so that Elysians could wander at will without endangering humans, but all the time her dream was for her two peoples to one day reunite. Time will tell if that dream comes to pass.
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
Quest Writer Elysians are in need of quests, whether it be for excitement and adventure, or the rewards they bring. As a quest writer, you will be working in a team under the Quest Manager. Your job will be to post on the noticeboard with quests ranging from small "wanted" advertisements to full adventures. It will be your job to organise what the quest will need - roleplay areas, non-player appearances, rewards and so on - and clear those things with the Aides beforehand, then recruit potential questers. Note: This is a big job and will require a lot of time. We would prefer to hire more than one but please do not apply if you cannot guarantee the time. Responsibilities + Plan quests + Gather the resources necessary to carry out those quests + Recruit questers + Arrange rewards, whether they be graphic, monetary or items, with the Aides + Roleplay non-player appearances + Work in conjunction with moderators and other staff members - you may need their help + Run one quest per week This is an out of character job so we will be hiring based on the following factors: + Good English + Good roleplaying + Awareness of Elysian law and rules + Ability to work in a team or alone + Good imagination Salary Between $20 and $150 per quest to be paid to whichever character you decide (you will not be able to swap and change throughout your career, however) depending on the size of the quest. How to Apply In your application please include the following: + Your real name or alias (not your character's name) + Apply from the character account you wish the salary to be paid to should you get the job + Include ideas for quests (minimum of five ideas - at least one paragraph description for each) Please PM questions and applications to Eivyonydd, thank you.
CLASSIFIEDS
TIPS Our journalists cannot always be where the news is, so if you think something is worth noting, please send the following form to the Editorial Staff. Title of thread: Link to thread: (preferably the exact post the story begins)
	ADVERTISE Rates Text ($1) - No more than 100 words (not including links). Image ($2) - 300px by 200px. Special ($5) - Put your ad in every issue for one full month.
Details If you would like your ad in the paper, send it by PM to the Editorial Staff along with payment. Your ad will feature in the next issue.

[Chenoan]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 1 : Issue 4	October 2006
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" "Hang on a sec," replied the doctor, "you'll just have to be a little patient" ~Groaners
HEADLINES
Not More Changes! by Piper Kin If you trot around Elysia today you'll notice a few things have changed. I managed to catch the site's administrator - the girl Xanth forces to do all her work for her - to ask her some questions about these changes. "Xanth's good at the magic stuff, but when it comes to enforcing her rules, she's, well. She's lazy, isn't she?" At this point I was surprised she hadn't been zapped, or worse, but though she looked a bit nervous she obviously has some means of stopping Xanth from hurting her, because after an hour's interview in which she repeatedly insulted the goddess, she was still alive. I asked what the changes had to do with enforcing rules and she admitted that Xanth's been having trouble keeping the weaker Elysians safe. "They like to test boundaries, you know. The imps are fed up of chasing idiots out of their forest, so Xanth told me to find a better way. It took a bit of doing, but genius doesn't grow on trees." It took some doing but I finally got the answers I wanted (between arrogant descriptions of the architect's brilliant ideas) and from what I can tell, portal law now has a system - magic or machine, I'm not quite sure - that prevents people who aren't strong enough from entering level-restricted areas such as the safari. "It's impossible now for them to go there, means Xanth has less work to do, eh?" She did go on to say that the Fae Forest has been opened temporarily for the up-coming holidays but since there are safety measures in effect there, we don't have to worry about coming under attack from the imps. "Just stay in the designated safety areas, make sure you've got an escort who can save your butt if you get in trouble, and you should be fine." Party in the Forest by Chenoan Cirocco As the fall season comes into full bloom, the popular holiday Halloween has also rolled around. To celebrate this Elysia is having a Halloween bash in the Fae Forest. Hosted by Aithe Keahi and Sanura Chandler, the event seems very popular as many people have shown up in a variety of costumes. One particular business, The Holiday Shop, has benefitted from the season quite a bit. Will you attend? The Fallen Anyeli by Chenoan Cirocco As many of you know, Suka Matali has recently been on a rampage of unwarranted attacks. Alas, Xanth has finally gotten fed up with it. In another display of trickery she has coaxed the Anyeli into giving up his freedom to be her living slave. 'Another' you ask? Yes, previously Xanth tricked Chenoan Cirocco into becoming her Aide by threatening his girlfriend, Nymphadora Makani. Can we really trust this self proclaimed deity?
MONTHLY FEATURE
Immortality, Do or Don't? by Kaida Tanili Many people have thought about this question. It's a question I have run over in my own mind several times. But as a reporter, I thought it would be more interesting you to read what you would choose. So I went around and asked quite a few people this question. This was the question, and these where the answers: If you were given the opportunity to become immortal, what would you do? Piper said: I guess I'm already immortal. And it wasn't a choice I made for myself... I don't know, in a way I like knowing I'll never die - unless someone kills me. Which, actually that's kind of scary. But knowing I can't die from illness, or old age - that I'll stay exactly the same way my whole life - that's kind of comforting. I don't think about what it would be like to not be immortal, though. Maybe I will in a few years, because... Well my best friend is human, and I... Don't know what will happen with that. I can't stand to think that we won't grow old together, we always said we would. I guess yeah, I will regret being a vampire, and I don't know if I'd have made the choice for myself. Niles said: Well... I'd have to say I would choose to stay mortal. Because, well, I suppose the bad thing about death is that you lose everything, so immortality seems better. But, in truth, with immortality, you also loose everything. Because eventualy everything you love will die and disappear, leaving you with nothing, in a world full of strangers. Personally, I couldn't deal with that, I couldn't deal with losing everything, the only way out would be suicide, and frankly I would never be up to that. Of course, if I had the option to make all my friends, family, even enemies immortal too, I would take it, but just me myself, no, never. Jade said: Well my thought is that after death everyone goes to one place, its horrible there is no heaven or -other place- its just one thing but if you travel across the abyss with the creatures permission you may enter into the world of sunlight again and your body will become molecules inside the wind and sea, and I would never become immortal because if I did I would be able to watch my loved ones but if they died I would never be allowed to be with them again. So I would pick to be part of the earth when I die and when they use my molecules to make someone new they would have to make it out of my parents and me, we would be stuck together so tight. Dazadi said: Hell no, I wouldn't choose to be immortal. When you've lived as long as I have, you realise life's about death. Period. Whether it's personal grudges or all-out war that kills thousands, life ends and that's the way it should be. You live as long as I have, you lose everyone you care about. It's lonely. Immortality is for idiots who don't understand the decision they're making. Xanth said: I am immortal. I have lived long enough to see civilizations come and go. Life is interesting when you are around long enough to see past your own centre, to see the, ah, the 'bigger picture'. I will not say immortality grants you happiness - that is for you to find alone, and does not require a deathless life. Immortality can grant you time to learn, to grow, in ways that mortality does not. It is not a decision to be taken lightly, and if you were to have that choice... I would suggest you look extremely closely at the person offering you that choice. I have often wondered how it would be to live a mortal life, yes. To be born, to be raised by loving parents, to find love and have a family of your own, and then die with that family around you... Or even the less satisfying existence of one who never finds that kind of happiness - all the same, their lives mean more because they are limited. Yet, as limited as a mortal's life is, they affect the world in ways an immortal cannot. So yes, I wonder, but I would never give up my own immortality. I have far too much to do. Criera said: Immortal? I don't think I'd want to be. It would be so sad if I lived forever, while all my friends were dying around me. I don't think I'd be able to handle it. Plus, I mess up enough of these dresses in one day, I don't know how I could have enough for an eternity! I don't think I'd think about the possibility of being immortal very much. Maybe once in a while, but it really wouldn't have much of an effect on my every day life. No, no, immortality's not for me. I could see how some people would like it, but I really don't need it. I'm not very into violence anyways, so my life isn't put into danger that much. Nymphadora said: If I were given the opportunity to become immortal, normally, I would pass it up. I've seen my family die. I've surpassed them. It's heart wrenching, and it would be hard to do over and over again. But now, being with Chenoan, I don't think I could stay with him when I'm so old... and he's so young. It's a subject that... I've not discussed with him. But it's always on my mind. And because of him... and only him, would I ever wish to be immortal. Dialto said: Immortal, huh? Well that's interesting... On the one hand, it would make me indestructable. I could do whatever I want, and never have to face death. On the other hand, that would take the thrill out of fights. If I know I'm not going to die, what's the fun of it? The adrenaline rush would be gone. So, yeah, I'd have to turn down the immortal life. I think my decision would haunt me, yes. Especially if I'm ever close to death or anything, I'd wish I had chosen immortality. I'd also wonder about the power I could get with it. But overall, it would generally be horrible. Lily said: If I had the chance to become immortal that would be great! I would love to become immortal; it would give me all the time in the world to get all the stuff done that I wanted to get done, and more! I could learn, like, all the professions that exist in the world; and I'd have the time to practice really hard and become really good at whatever I wanted to do! I'd have the chance to live life to the full, and meet tons of new people; I'd get to make millions of friends in my lifetime! And I'd never die... because death is scary, I don't ever want to have to worry about it. If you were asked this question, what would you chose? Anyone who answered the same as you? Were their answers right in your opinion? It's something to think about. Especially living in Elysia, where opportunities are endless.
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
Quest Writer Elysians are in need of quests, whether it be for excitement and adventure, or the rewards they bring. As a quest writer, you will be working in a team under the Quest Manager. Your job will be to post on the noticeboard with quests ranging from small "wanted" advertisements to full adventures. It will be your job to organise what the quest will need - roleplay areas, non-player appearances, rewards and so on - and clear those things with the Aides beforehand, then recruit potential questers. Note: This is a big job and will require a lot of time. We would prefer to hire more than one but please do not apply if you cannot guarantee the time. Responsibilities + Plan quests + Gather the resources necessary to carry out those quests + Recruit questers + Arrange rewards, whether they be graphic, monetary or items, with the Aides + Roleplay non-player appearances + Work in conjunction with moderators and other staff members - you may need their help + Run one quest per week This is an out of character job so we will be hiring based on the following factors: + Good English + Good roleplaying + Awareness of Elysian law and rules + Ability to work in a team or alone + Good imagination Salary Between $20 and $150 per quest to be paid to whichever character you decide (you will not be able to swap and change throughout your career, however) depending on the size of the quest. How to Apply In your application please include the following: + Your real name or alias (not your character's name) + Apply from the character account you wish the salary to be paid to should you get the job + Include ideas for quests (minimum of five ideas - at least one paragraph description for each) Please PM questions and applications to Eivyonydd, thank you.
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[Chenoan]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 2 : Issue 1	October 2006
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book. The other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp. ~Groaners
HEADLINES
Elysia's Hall of Fame by Piper Kin October is three days gone and it's that time of the month again. The winner of October's Design a Creature contest has been announced and congratulations must go to Jade for her winning entry about the Vlareon. Additionally, two members have been given a surprise new award, the member and staff member of the month awards for raising the bar of roleplay and working above and beyond the call of duty. Aithe and Nymphadora should be very happy with their new trophies. Which brings me to the breaking news that the Hall of Fame (originally the Awards Records) has undergone a complete overhaul. Lacklustre old trophies have been replaced with shiny new ones and the award listings have been rennovated so they're easier to understand. There's even a preview of the trophy that will be given to the winner of Aithe and Sanura's Halloween Extravaganza Costume Competition! Miracle on the High Street? by Piper Kin A few weeks ago, Mahesa Nagra was attacked in Washington Square Park by a mugger who left her for dead. Though an Aide came to the rescue, Mahesa ran off only to turn up at Suka's clinic later. As she fell into a coma, Suka blackmailed her boyfriend Ryou and her best friend Aithe, demanding a poison that can only be acquired by either killing a baby hydra or paying extortionate prices to buy it. After some time away from his clinic, Suka returned to find Mahesa dying. Either he felt compassion for the first time since the quest to rescue Dazadi or he felt his profit slipping away, but whatever his reasons, he healed her fully - only to threaten her life if he did not receive the poison. It remains to be seen if Mahesa will escape him or if he'll get his prize, but as far as we know he's still on probation with Xanth after becoming her slave in punishment for the attack on me and many other transgressions. Will the goddess punish him for a threat? Or does he have to do the deed before she'll intervene? Trick or Treat? by Piper Kin After weeks of careful planning, it seems the Halloween Extravaganza hosted by Aithe Keahi and Sanura Chandler (not forgetting the gracious Imps who allowed the use of their forest, of course) was a giant success. The party was great fun with plenty of games and dancing, including a girl who decided it would be fun to use the tables as a dance floor. One partygoer was apparently not enjoying himself enough, however. The Fae Forest was the unfortunate scene of a vampire-turning that has thrown the Elysian community into turmoil once more. With provisions made for we vampires, it begs the question: who really needs to attack anyone? I was unable to interview Aithe but I imagine she's upset that her party was disrupted like this. Announcing The Anyeli Kurio and Arkiga! by Chenoan Cirocco Recently, Xanth decided that it was time for a change in Anyeli government and summoned Kaethe Raesean and Suka Matali to her temple. While there she told them they would be the new faction leaders of the Anyeli's warring sides, the Apalos and the Skotadi. Kaethe would lead the Apalos while Suka, Xanth's newest reluctant minion, would be leading the Skotadi Kurio. But there was a problem, Suka was an Apalos at the time. Xanth quickly remedied this by changing his wing's color to black, they seem to have a red shine to them though... Hydra Attack! by Chenoan Cirocco The quest for Hydra Venom has finally come to an epic battle. With Kaida Tanili finding the beast on sheer accident, the questers now fight for thier lives to defeat the giant serpent. Arrows, swords, spears, knives and Dragons are all flying about the battle in terrifying array. Who will win?
MONTHLY FEATURE
Costume top 6! A little peek at the 6 most liked costumes from the Extravaganza! ~ Sanura Chandler Kaida Tanili ~ ~ Belle Dae Piper Kin ~ ~ Eivyonydd -Surname Unknown- Niles -Surname Unknown- ~
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[Chenoan]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 2 : Issue 2	November 2006
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. ~ Groaners
HEADLINES
Dancing with the Aides by Chenoan Cirocco Recently the dynamic Aide duo of Sylope and Kiril was seen in the Elysian underground's bar. No one is quite sure why they're there, and so far all they've done is fight between themselves. One source reportedly heard Sylope make a suspicious remark, so all Elysians in the area are advised to take this warning; Watch your necks. We here at the Elysian Chronicles will post more as it develops. Testing Wit, Might and Skill by Chenoan Cirocco Not very long ago Zephyr Cairbre posted a want ad in the Market place section of the Elysian Underground. Shortly after he recieved 3 seperate applicants, all ready to fight or the job. Kaethe Raesean, Eilidh dickson and Dialto {Surname unknown} all showed up at close to the same time to apply. Zephyr has proceeded to test them accordingly. His decision will effect the protection of Elysia as they will be the only armor provider here. Will he make the right choice? Mahesa Revived by Chenoan Cirocco As many Elysians know, Mahesa Nagra was stabbed and nearly died not too long ago. Her friends rushed her to the healer named Suka Matali, but the Anyeli sent them on a quest for a special payment. While the questers fought for their lives, Mahesa did as well. In the end Suka had to heal her completely before he recieved his payment. Soon after Daoine Sideheanta was going through the hospital when her empathic Gold Dragon powers kicked in and she caught hold of Suka's anger and and Mahesa's fear. Running to the MPD Station, Daoine found Zephyr Cairbre and Nymphadora Makani there. The two officers seem to be having some sort of internal argument. Will they overcome it and face the issues in the hospital?
EDITORIAL
No questions this week! Do you have a question for Xanth or her Aides, or even one of the Sentients? Send it in to the Editorial Staff and it will feature in the next issue.
MONTHLY FEATURE
Flight of Xanth by Piper Kin Xanth threw herself onto the opulent cushions adorning her massive bed, scrubbing her eyes with the heels of her hands. She was twelve hundred years old and, like any teenager, she had a mind of her own for at least half that time, yet her father had still summoned her like an infant to inform her of his plans for her marriage. She had knelt at the foot of the dais beneath his throne, her head dipped with a respect she did not feel for the lord and master of Tanakheim as he detailed the ceremony, not even thinking to mention exactly who she was supposed to marry until his sixteenth wife - Xanth's mother - had pointed it out. All the while, Xanth's fury was boiling. Finally, in an overly dramatic display of fireworks (literally) she had exploded, telling Abdiriz exactly what she thought of his plans. It was not the first time they had come to blows. It was, unfortunately, the last time. She had not only chastised him - he, a man of forty thousand years and counting, who had ruled Tanakheim with an iron fist for three quarters of that and kept over fifty wives happy! In ten seconds flat she had also insulted the entire Abdiriz bloodline. She was doomed. "It was a stupid thing to do, my love." Xanth shot upright on the bed to glare at her brother. It was unclear if Yaziz was the youngest of Abdiriz's sons as he was born around the same time as three of their sisters (all to different mothers) and no one in Tanakheim paid attention to such mundane things as exact birth dates. He liked to think he was the youngest, though, and certainly played up to the title. He was mischief incarnate and though Xanth loved him for bringing fun to the palace where there was none, this was not the time for his jests. "Ugh, go away, Yaziz." "Poor baby," he smirked, throwing himself onto the bed beside her. "If everyone reacted this way when Father married them off, there would be no girls left in our family." "I refuse to marry anyone just so he can claim more territory. He owns three dimensions already, is that not enough?" "Obviously not," he joked, grinning at her through his fingers. "Look, two hours ago I would have told you to grit your teeth and be a good girl, but it is far too late for that." Xanth rested her chin on her knees, trying not to ask the inevitable, but doing so anyway. "What will my punishment be?" "Mother was begging him not to do it. I have no idea what 'it' is." She was definitely doomed. Yaziz's mother was jealous of Xanth's and the two women had been fighting for Abdiriz's attention for centuries. If she had asked her husband for mercy on Xanth's behalf then the situation was worse than she had thought. Several curses came to mind. "What do you think I should do?" Yaziz rolled over, a ball of flame sparking to life in his palm. Xanth watched, almost hypnotised, as he tossed it in the air and caught it. "I do not know that you can do anything, my love. I doubt you can even go to him and agree to the marriage now. It was a rather idiotic thing to do, yes?" Xanth scowled and knocked his hand aside so that his fireball landed on his stomach. He yelped and shot off the bed, brushing his clothing off even though the fire had not harmed him. "If I were you," he said with gritted teeth, "I would leave Tanakheim and wait for him to calm down before returning to apologise. Of course, we both could be grey-haired by then, but it would surely be better than having your powers stripped or... worse." Xanth's heart fell out of her stomach. She knew Abdiriz would eagerly strip her powers - he had done it to several of her siblings for minor offences when they were infants. From what Yaziz said, this was going to be much worse than that. Tears in her eyes, she hopped off the bed and hugged her brother. "I will sorely miss you, Yaziz." He hugged her back, squeezing tight, and nodded. "I will miss you too, my love." As he stepped back and Xanth started to fade away, he added, "Let me know where you land, hmm? I may visit some day."
EMPLOYMENT AGENCY
Quest Writer Elysians are in need of quests, whether it be for excitement and adventure, or the rewards they bring. As a quest writer, you will be working in a team under the Quest Manager. Your job will be to post on the noticeboard with quests ranging from small "wanted" advertisements to full adventures. It will be your job to organise what the quest will need - roleplay areas, non-player appearances, rewards and so on - and clear those things with the Aides beforehand, then recruit potential questers. Note: This is a big job and will require a lot of time. We would prefer to hire more than one but please do not apply if you cannot guarantee the time. Responsibilities + Plan quests + Gather the resources necessary to carry out those quests + Recruit questers + Arrange rewards, whether they be graphic, monetary or items, with the Aides + Roleplay non-player appearances + Work in conjunction with moderators and other staff members - you may need their help + Run one quest per week This is an out of character job so we will be hiring based on the following factors: + Good English + Good roleplaying + Awareness of Elysian law and rules + Ability to work in a team or alone + Good imagination Salary Between $20 and $150 per quest to be paid to whichever character you decide (you will not be able to swap and change throughout your career, however) depending on the size of the quest. How to Apply In your application please include the following: + Your real name or alias (not your character's name) + Apply from the character account you wish the salary to be paid to should you get the job + Include ideas for quests (minimum of five ideas - at least one paragraph description for each) Please PM questions and applications to Eivyonydd, thank you.
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[Xanth]

ELYSIAN CHRONICLES
Volume 2 : Issue 3	October 2006
A good pun is it's own reword. ~ Groaners.
HEADLINES
Beheading in the Safari by Chenoan Cirocco The Quest for Hydra Venom is finally coming to a close! With the successful beheading of the creature it ran off, leaving one of its two heads behind. The questers who fought so valiantly are now injured severely. Kaethe Raesean in particular is horribly wounded while Aithe Keahi seems to have escaped with the least damage. All that's left now is getting the poison out of the head and getting through the portal. Hopefully that will be easier than everything else. Bar Brawl by Chenoan Cirocco Last week the chronicles told all of Elysia about Sylope and Kiril visiting the Elysian Underground's bar. We gave a warning for Elysians to watch themselves, but it seems some paid no attention. The bartender and his various bouncers actually tried to fight the two, resulting in their deaths. As Sylope and Kiril begin to drink, not caring about the pain they caused, Xanth found out and got very angry. What will happen to the Aides? That's up to Xanth. Image Mix-'n'-match by Chenoan Cirocco A few days ago Xanth expressed a concern that too many Elysians looked alike! She's now adjusted it so that everyone will be different. Please make sure you read this important announcement and rectify your image if you're breaking this new law!
WEEKLY FEATURE
Hark! 'Tis Vyon and a can of soda! by Anon Eemus The Halloween Extravaganza has drawn to a close, along with the spectacular costume competition! Partygoers of Elysia might have seen pirates, animals, and witches alike as they pranced and swirled on the floor. After a long session of tallying votes, we of the Elysian Chronicles proudly present the winners of this contest! In first place...Niles! He gets a cool looking trophy () and one hundred dollars! Quote Introduction: Niles slowly entered the Fae Forest, dressed as...yes, that's right, the one and only human can of coke! He smiled to himself, if wasn't very flattering, expecialy as he didn't even like coke, but he considered it pretty original. He looked round, Alieh was there, and a few overs he recognised. He made his way over to the table, where he recognised his problem. No arms could make this difficult... Second in place is Eivyonydd! Here's your $50 prize! Quote Introduction: Vyon had been sprawled on a log soaking up the atmosphere of the party for a while now. He missed his old friends from New York, and a gigantic party like this brought back memories of all the good times he’d had with them. But he had also made quite a few new friends while he had been in Elysia, people that were more or less like him, and given that he had decided to embrace this new life, it was best not to reminisce on the past too much. He watched the partygoers enjoying themselves, playing games, dancing and chatting. He even recognised a few of them, though some he thought best to avoid right now. On the other hand there were others he was quite looking forward to seeing again. Congratulations to the two of ye! We of The Elysian Chronicles sincerely thank Aithe and Sanura for running such a fantastic Halloween Bash! See ya'll next year!
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[Chenoan]

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[Chenoan]

Just a reminder, the new Issue was printed yesterday